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Did you hear about the snowman spy?

He has a license to chill.

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1. Why did I take a date to the gym?

To see if the relationship would work out.

2. Garden Gnomes

What do you call a gnome catcher with a Math degree? Degnomeinator 😋

3. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard. Edit: Can't believe the number of people who don't understand this

4. What room in the house do ghosts avoid?

The living room.

5. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

6. Someone keeps sending me flowers with the tops cut off

I think I'm being stalked

7. Two girls, a kind and an evil one, threw stones at passers-by.

The kind one hit 10 times, and the evil one hit 2 times. Because good always triumphs over evil.

8. If kids have kidneys what to dads have?

Dadneys.

9. Yo mama so American, when her dealer tried to sell her a gram, she said "I buy by the ounce, you commie pinko scumbag!"

10. A bad comedian told almost a dozen jokes to see which ones would get a laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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